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I Don’t Rise and Shine — I Wake and Assess Threats
I Don’t Rise and Shine — I Wake and Assess Threats
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Some people wake up refreshed.
Some of us wake up scanning the room.
This humorous design captures that classic veteran mindset with a lighthearted twist. Featuring a coffee-holding figure on morning “threat assessment” duty, it’s a playful nod to situational awareness that never quite turns off. It’s relatable, funny, and made for those who understand that mornings sometimes start with coffee… and a quick perimeter check.
Perfect for veterans, active service members, military families, and anyone who appreciates a little dark humor with their dawn.
Shirt Details
You’ve just found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s soft, comfortable, and built to last.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Some of us wake up scanning the room.
This humorous design captures that classic veteran mindset with a lighthearted twist. Featuring a coffee-holding figure on morning “threat assessment” duty, it’s a playful nod to situational awareness that never quite turns off. It’s relatable, funny, and made for those who understand that mornings sometimes start with coffee… and a quick perimeter check.
Perfect for veterans, active service members, military families, and anyone who appreciates a little dark humor with their dawn.
Shirt Details
You’ve just found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s soft, comfortable, and built to last.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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